September12014

accioheadcanons:

lmaoalien:

plot twist: JK rowling writes a series on voldemorts point of view

"i looked in the mirror and cried. i look like an egg"

(via ruinedchildhood)

3AM
lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

lesbianlegbreaker:

superfuzzz:

even dead i’m better than u

Really? Because i busted out and you’re still stuck there. Enjoy your very tiny accommodations.

(via ecooli)

3AM

Anonymous said: I like how men are failing, but women are still subservient to men. If men are failures, how fucking and extra pathetic does that make women?

assholedisney:

watch out, if you keep spewing misogynistic bullshit like this your mom is going to kick you out of her basement

3AM

starkweek:

jesus, take the wheel. now put it in first - no, put the clutch in and - jesus, what the fuck, you said you could drive stick

(via fuckyeahtxtposts)

2AM

thecutestofthecute:

German Shepherds and their floppy ears. There is nothing I do not like about this.

(via iwillmindfuckyou)

2AM

malkiewicz:

Synonyms are weird because if you invite someone to your cottage in the forest that just sounds nice and cozy, but if I invite you to my cabin in the woods you’re going to die.

(via necrophilofthefuture)

August312014
glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

glumshoe:

This was my chemistry professor.

(via pagingme)

11PM
11PM
lawebloca:

Benny the Bulldog Plays Peekaboo With His Human
( via tastefullyoffensive )

lawebloca:

Benny the Bulldog Plays Peekaboo With His Human

( via tastefullyoffensive )

(via pagingme)

11PM

(Source: cunt-vevo, via zackisontumblr)

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