August12014

the lego movie is seriously so great

2AM

bitchface12345:

Im not a bitch I am the bitch

(via beyoncebeytwice)

1AM
1AM

my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

(via beyoncebeytwice)

1AM

meladoodle:

this one time this bird smacked into our window and it got really injured and couldn’t walk properly so me and my sister tried helping it and gave it water, bread and spent a day nursing it back to health. it looked alright after a while so we took it outside. after about 5 seconds, it did the biggest shit on the table and flew away. i think about that bird a lot. fuck that bird man

1AM
July312014

comedycentral:

"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

(via necrophilofthefuture)

9PM
gymleaderkyle:

then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING

gymleaderkyle:

then where the hell tHAT BITCH GOING

(via svviggle)

6PM

(Source: lorulecastle, via zackisontumblr)

5PM
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