Nothing makes you feel shorter than sitting on the toilet and your feet not reaching the floor
the only thing that runs slower than I do is my computer
(Source: snapchatting, via beyoncebeytwice)
its the eye of the tiger. its the fur of the tiger. and the ears and tail. holy shit its a fucking tiger, run
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(Source: ruinedchildhood)
the only thing more beautiful than curves on a woman are curves on a final exam
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I wish we could send in substitute students like schools send in substitute teachers
